tify;”>* Miss * canadian pharmacy no prescription Ma’am
* Red Mustang (miss it
) * Silver Acura
* Chisled * Fizzled
* Bride * Mother of the Bride
* Clean out my closet * Clean out my e-mails
* Swag * Sag
* Porterville * Sacramento
* 1300 square- foot home * 2900 square-foot home
(thought it was a mansion
) (never big enough
)
* Dewy * Phooey
* Crest toothpaste * Sensodyne
* Hip * Hippy (not Hippie)
* Thongs * Thongs

* Cheerleader for PHS Panthers * Cheerleader for my daughters
* Hot pants * Hot flashes
* Star-gazing on our patio * “Star”-gazing on Extra TV
* Lemonade * Chardonnay
* Photograph * Photoshop
* Apple * Apple
* Youthful * Truthful
* Read a book * Go on Facebook
* Fabby * Flabby
* Wonder Bread * Sprouted whole-grain,
high-protein, gluten-free bread
* A’s and B’s * Retin A and Vitamin B
* Peter Frampton * Justin Bieber
* Telegrams * Mammograms
* “All in the Family” * “Modern Family”
* AAA map * GPS
* Vavavoom! * Vavaboom!
“The bad news: Time
flies. The good news: You’re the pilot!”
~~~ How is your flight going? ~~~
It's true! Despite playing defense virtually all my life against the onslaught of this sometimes-ugly aging process, it...has...arrived! I naively thought I would escape cellulite (the Cottage Cheese) and crow's feet (the Crepe Paper). But I didn't! And why didn't anyone tell me about this emotional roller-coaster that comes with being an Empty-Nester?! My name is Jodie Barringer Myers. I'm a 54-year-old Friday/chardonnay/ hydrangea-loving wife/mom/court reporter living in Sacramento (Gold River!), California. Writing is cathartic for me. And because I look to find humor and humility among the rubble that is my now very peri-menopausal self, I'm hopeful that you will laugh, cry, learn, enjoy and, most of all, relate to what I have to say. After all, we're all in this together, right?
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Hard to have a fav blog of yours, but this is pretty high up on my list! Well done; see you soon!
You just have a way of saying all the right things at the right time…wonderful as usual!
Jod,
I have to agree with Di on this one! I wanted to share this with my finance gal at work that is just about our age! Perfect and Kudos!
RE Late A B L E… As Always.. With my usual ending… SMILING~ thanx one more time!
Very CLEAVER…..just returned from out 8 weeks in Camp Nelson so I’m catching up on your blogs. This one is so fun. I think my flight is going very well however i do hit a few air pockets now and again. LOL Don’t we all……