So…how did I get here? What happened?
I never in a million years thought my thighs would get this mushy. I never, ever dreamt that I’d feel most confident about my face when hiding behind a pair of sunglasses and/or standing in a
very dimly lit room. And if you had told me back when I was 40 (seems like yesterday) that I someday would seriously consider being less than truthful about my age one day, I’d have called you crazy.
But that was then, and this is now. Sunglasses, dimly-lit spaces and changing-the-subject-when-age-is-mentioned are now my friends.